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Bob Uecker


  • Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat.

  • Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times.

  • Career highlights? I had two. I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets.

  • I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.

  • I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase.

  • I led the league in 'Go get 'em next time.'

  • I led the league in 'Go get 'em next time.'

  • If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.

  • Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can't resist.

  • Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?

  • The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

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